Friendly chats with the Officers, TallMan, Newt & Donal.

My friendly chats with Officers, TallMan, Newt & Donal, I cannot forget these priceless precious moments . These fellows look for adventure and then don't see it for what it is. This happened just after I was at a tag sale, of an Older Lady. not Nora, I'll just call her Older Lady. Older Lady starts showing me all the "pretty clothes" her sister sent her, why me, does she know something? Obviously not, I didn't tell her,or give an inkling, I'm a man, I shouldn't be interested in her little pretties, should I? So, weird, me, thinks gee... I can be a friend, I'll return later on in full dress, shoes, purse and all, and knock on the door. Now I am not stoned, perfectly sober, and I don't realize that she is in there cowering and calling relatives to come to her aid,  geesus duh! So, I go back out to the car to discretely redress into something more presentable, and while a female relative arrives, and I decide to leave so she follows me down  the county road untill I decide to pull off. I stop and she warns me never to come around again. She thinks I'm stalking Older Lady as I learn later. I think this is the end this, but  I am confronted by Officers TallMan, Newt, & Donal at my residence. These "nice" gentle boys threaten me with incarceration and warn me if some of the other incarcerees get a hold of me what they will do, then mention the "chilling" horrifying words, the "County Prosecutor"   The Officers ask if I am seeking treatment of any kind, and I use the "christian" word deliverance, yes I am seeking "deliverance." The Officers don't understand, for they are really not aware of christian trends, are they?  So I clarify that I am seeking to "change." The Officers further threatens me to stay behind closed doors, it is implied that's where such behavior belongs.  Hey we are in the deepest darkest reddest Indiana, remember. I just told them the truth of my little hobby, to crossdress.  The funny part of all this is after our little talk is over, the Officers turn around and march away, and as they get a certain distance, as if on cue, all three Officers turn around and glare at me. I would assume that they are so flabbergasted of meeting someone like me that they can't believe their eyes, and ears. I can say I certainly used improper judgement in returning to the scene and scaring the sh** out of Older Lady, but why  did she tempt me with clothing? I had been perfectily "content," with dressing behind closed doors. Will I stop this insanely strange behavior? Absolutely not! I am harmless, I will harm no one, I just will use better judgement,  at all times when I go out. More to come possibly with the  Officers, TallMan, Newt, & Donal and maybe more with Older Lady, and Nora and the mysterious Mistress Michele.